Blogging in school. So i'll talk about school.

Ok so I'm in my computers lesson with Jordan Dainton, an aquaintance of mine sitting next to me. And his body oudour is a bit offensive. But that's fine I'm used to it.
Soo I'm currently trying to think what to blog about, AND i think I have an idea.

School.
How original. eh?
Now i go to a welsh school, wich mean i can speak welsh, wich is pretty cool I can admit. But they make us speak welsh, and we're not allowed to speak english, and it annoys me to be honest.
Them making us speak Welsh can be compared to some communistic reigime or something, forcing us to become a custom with something we're not acustom to. And of course it is a RULE to speak welsh, wich means, obviouslly, everyone speaks english anyway. Make something a rule, it'll get broken eventually, it doesn't take Einstein to realise that.
Then we have my headmaster, who, I believe sees me as some big statistic, or a money bank, every time he needs to fund the christmas party there'll suddenly be a non-uniform day. Shocker.
THEN we have my teachers, that's the BEST part. I have an incompitent physics teacher, who couldn't tell the speed of light from the speed racer movie. My computers teacher who I would put money on is an alchoholic, drug addict or has recently departed from an institution for the criminally insane. I swear my headmaster must've picked these people from the discount bin at ALDI'S or somewhere like that.
It drives me a bit crazy.
If these people are going to help me shape my future, I'm going to end up becoming one of those creepy old men you see at childrens football matches, who clearly doesn't own a child of his own, but has many locked up in an undisclosed location. Not a very good adult then.

To be honest I can't wait to get out of this god forsaken place. It's just gotten to that point where I know everyone I want to know, seen everything I want to see in this god damn school. It's not like I don't enjoy the company of my peers or anything, but it's like a constant itch that I cannot reach or something. Just plain annoying. And I can't doo anything about it, I have no control, I HAVE to go if I want some sort of a future. It sucks ass.

So now for the solution to school. Oh yes , there is a solution. Ok first of all get some teachers that have actually passed university, that's a good place to start. Ok secondly make a rule where incompitent teachers will be hung, drawn and quartered then drowned, so they die a little bit. Thirdly allow like a vote so children can sort of decide they're own uniform, put it to a vote or something. Isn't that a bit more democratic than FORCING us to wear the expensive crap that they reccomend us. That'll also mean there'll be no competition with who has the best clothes, as teachers argue, because there'll still be one set uniform.

It's not hard is it really?

By the way, I would tell a story now, But I can't think of one, here's some for the list of thing to do before you die tho.

11.) Spear tackle someone smaller than you
12.) Shout something REALLY LOUD in a really quiet place.
13.) Fart in a lift.

until next time
XD

To be continued.. 5 minutes afterwards

I'm sorry if i offended someone in the last blog ( the only time I will EVER apologise) because i know some people are quiet, and that's an intresting thing in itself i suppose. So yeah. Sorry. Tlee Me If Yuo Cna Unrsteand waht I'm tyipng at tihs moemnt. That's one of those stupid brain tricks. Makes me laugh though.
So I was thinking of all the things I'd doo on that one crazy day, and I've compiled a sort of list. A realistic one as well. Sort of. First of all I'd carry a rucksack full of equipment including a bungie cord, spray paint, lucozade(to keep my energy up), a pen and paper, a camera. And i would be on my bike, and dismount it occasionaly.

:Tell every teacher EXACTLY what I think of them.
:Tell every person exactly what I think of them.
:Tag big bulidings with a HUGE question mark
:Absail down things(with the bungie cord and a harness)
:Bike around and find every amazing spot along the way and take a picture of it
:Sell everything I own on E-bay(got the idea off the news)
:Roundhouse kick the guy who invented "The sun" and "The daily mirror" newspapers, at the same time
:Put a fruit pastell in my mouth without chewing
:Meet Chuck Norris

Then i would move country, and make a new list there
..this was a short blog, but ya know, i enjoyed writing it
so there :D

More about stuff i want to write about.

O.k. so this isn't really releveant to anything that's going on in the world, but I am SERIOUSLY starting to get pissed off with people who over-dramatise STUPID things (I've added them to my gun list). It's seriously ridiculous. Also people that question everything.
Don't get me wrong, about three quarters of the human race have led genuinely intresting and good lives. Even those who don't lead SUCH intresting lives still have a good story to tell every now and then, or have experience genuine hardship. I myself have a good yarn or two to tell.

I genuinely can not stand boring people, people who blantanly lie to make themselves seeem intresting (little ones can be good to liven up something). There's a pretty easy way to find love, adventure or a bit of a life. Go outside. Find it. Don't get me wrong, I've done a lot of intresting things but I'm not exactly Ray Mears or and to quote half of my year in school :"chuck norris".

And secondly, people who question everything you do or say, to make you feel insignifcant or to make them and what THEY do seem more important.
It doesn't actually work on me, but people have tried it, and it friggin' pisses me off. Hell, I'm a virgin, I've never smoked, and I've never taken drugs, I've never been in a gang-bang, I've never sky-dived, I've never performed a gig, the list goes on.
But I have gone sphering, I've rock climbed a billion times , fenced(sword fight) I can play guitar, I've given parkour my best attempt(and fallen many times), white water rafted, kayaked, seen some pretty amazing sights on huge mountain bike rides, the list goes on.
So does that make people less intresting or more intresting than people who have done all those other things? No it doesn't, it doesn't make them any more intresting either though. It means that there are different people, who have led different lives. So whose to judge whose is better?

I personally love hearing everyones stories about all different experiences. I think stories of different lives being lead differently is one of the things that makes the human race really great. I'll listen to a story of someone having they're first kiss is as intresting as someone whose been sky diving for the first time.

I've also decided to tell people stories from my life at the end of every blog.. to make things a bit more intresting for you ; ). And they're all true btw.

The most unromantic romantic first kiss.
ok so i was on holidays, as a young kid, (can't remember my exact age) and I met this girl, under the most wierd circumstances by the way. There was this heavy-smoker in the hotel that had a heart attack, she was an old woman by the way. So she got carted off, and I noticed this girl so i said hi :D. As you do. So we got talking , hanged out for a bit. Being young, i attempted to immpress her with my crazy golf skills, i ended up hitting four people in the back of the heads and braking one HUGE pot, I don't know how the hell the golf ball did that much damage. It came to the last night now. She told me she was leaving at like 4 in the morning so for me to stay awake and say goodbye. I over-slept, being the idiot that I am. So i rushed to the door and I saw a bus and totally thought it was hers about to leave, and .. it was. So i like stood by the door, but she was behind me, because she had got to the bus later. So then we kissed :D awww.. then she left.
Then I realised I didn't have her number but I had her msn address scrumpled up in my pocket.
Then i find out she had a boyfriend back home in England.
I was a little dissapointed.

Ok.. i lied.. I'm going to rant again

The title says it all really.
But besides the disease, stupid people, Amy Winehouses and global warming all over the place there's one thing that pisses me off the most.

Over dramatic people.
People who think they're lives are one big frigging drama. People who take " High school :O OMG" like a friggin way of life.
People who think they're popular. People who think they're geeks. People who think that they're love life is one big friggin episode of "one tree hill". People who are gutted that they've never falled in love, because that guy looked really happy in that not-another-cheesy-teen-love-romcom flick. And they can't feel like it. These people are a plauge. They need to get lives. Watch less telivision.

Seriously.

The only reason these friggin stereotype exist is because we all watch too much tv. Lay off couples as well. It's not a big deal if two people go out, so why make it like one? I've seen relationships get ripped apart because of how people react. "he's way to good for her", "i can't belive those two got together, what a big deal" All it means is your life is boring, so you've decided to jump in on someone elses. When someone else doesn't have an intresting life, you watch tv and change you're life accordingly to it. I don't think I'm the only one seeing a pattern here.

One day I'm just going to snap, stop caring about everything and tell it to everyone like it is, burst a hell of a lot of bubbles and see what the hell happens. I'm going to die one day, so i might as well do it.
Either everyone will realise that they're wasting they're time and they should focus on their own lives and experiences. I like to think of myself as a pretty matter of fact guy, but you know, some things even I'm not stupid enough to bother with, until the one crazy day. So then I'm going to move country, after letting everyone what the hell I think of them, and I'm going to enjoy my life, in different countries, keeping in touch with anyone I think isn't a complete tool. It's not a la-di-da movie ending, but hell it's how I want to live my life and not how t.v. and everyone else has told me to.

When I've had enough experience, I doo actually hope to be in some position of power one day. If you have any sense you will join me and my party, I would be able to stop most of the worlds problems and I think I've got the general idea of right and wrong down. You may think I'm a bit big headed and that I don't in fact know how to solve everyones problems and that I do not know everything about life and love and how you should deal with things. But hey, if you don't and t.v. doesn't who else will?

But hell, at least I have some balls, and the courage of my convictions.
Not very good at people skills as it's blatantly obvious, but with time.
With time.

..but on the brighter side....

I notice my blogs have been pretty damn negative. Soo as the title suggest I'm going to delve a bit deeper into the brighter side the things, and give you some cheer up tips XD... if you need them. Because I am a pretty positive person, I was just pissed off wen i wrote those other ones XD.
lawl :D.. this is sort of list of a 100 things to doo before you/i die(negative), it will continue in other blogs, it gets more difficult to doo as you go along.

1.)Ok so first of all, raving and moshing and i seriously suggest you give it a try... just put on something with a slamming(lol) bassline or with heavy guitars and go crazy, it's more fun in a group :D but solo is cool too =].

2.)Second of all you HAVE to learn to play an instrument, nothing is better than being able to jam to your faveourite tunes, barely anything compares to it.

3.) Tell someone really mean to go eat a dick, it's fun and satisfying.

4.) Get on a train, without knowing the destination.

5.) Doo something stupid in public. XD... Jumping over something, dancing anything XD it's fun.

6.)take part in a real dance off

7.) Break something really expensive, it's not destructive, it's spiritual kharma, letting go of earthly posessions ;)

8.) smash an inanimate objecy with a sword, katana preferably but they're hard to get hold of.

9.) use both guns on house of the dead :D

10.) have a dance mat dance off, make a big deal, draw a crowd :D

(the other 90 will come next blog)

I've actually done 9 of these ( can't get a sword) comment me to tell me how you didXD

What i would do if I was in charge.

I think the title's pretty self explanitory, so this is a list of how i'd cure Britain and the world, baring in mind i would enforce these laws and promises with a hangrenade in one hand, and a bazooka in the other. I made a claim i could cure the world with a gun license, and this is how I'd go about it.

: People who buy salads from fast food restraunts "e.g. Mcdonald's" would be banned from eating full stop. You go to Mcdonald's to get fat. You go to the supermarket to buy fruit and salad.

: Smoking would be banned, there are no benefits, and I don't care what arguments they'd have, that or every smoker could be conceiled to one bulding and choke on they're own fumes.

: "political correctness" and all things associated with it would be stricken from every and any record, so it would be lost in history. As my friend Iwan has already made clear, "Ba Ba Black Sheep" is politcally incorrect, hell that's just stupid, it's not like the KKK chant it at a god damn football match is it? I'm just afraid that the black power ranger will rise against the oppresive coloured power rangers, and it won't be "power rangers" any more, just "power ranger"...

: As a refrence from Tenacious D: everyone would travel in tubes, to make all the green-peace-dickfaces happy.

: If religous people want to carry on being religious, they may, but no more of this trying to convert people bullcrap. Just let people be who they want to be. Easy as.

: I think I've said this before, but I don't care, every labbelled person that matches they're label in every way. Well shot is a bit harsh, so maybe they can just get tortured a bit, until they cultivate some sort of a personallity.

: I would personally see to it Mr blobby would be assisanated. As violently as possible. I'd get the guy who directed 'saw' to give me a god damn hand. What the hell is his appeal anyway? A pink blob who obviously has some form of an STI? I mean , how else has he got those yellow spots.

: Wales would totally be it's own country, and anyone who refers it as part of "england" would be shot on sight.

: I would destroy the building of every newspaper who thinks "What britneys up too now" is more important than a soldier that's being killed in Iraq. That crap REALLY pisses me off.

: And while I'm at it, paprazzi who don't get out of celebrities faces would be punched on site. By a big guy. Like very big. So it would hurt.

: Also if i was in charge, dude would totally not be allowed to wear make-up, I know it's not very open minded of me but for gods sake, if you're just going to be gay, be gay. But why wear make-up when you're straight, what the hell is the appeal? You're messed up and emo, so go eat a dick.

: I would probably make "classic rock" a subject at school today, too many people commented me on msn that they didn't know who AC/DC were.

That's just messed up.

the music industry.. or whats left of it.

Ok.. sooo I'm going to talk about the music industry,
with an emphasis on the ''industry'' and not the music.

It's all the industries fault:
That Britney Spears ever made a succesfull single.
That Amy Winehose's "rehab" wasn't just a clever meterphor.
The reason why I can't stand Nickleback's music anymore (played to death).
The reason there hasn't actually been a anthemic new band since Muse.

The industry delibrately manufacture songs to appeal to you, it doesn't come from the band, it comes from what the public wants. How to save a life, a song i bet you have on your I Pod , let me tell you what happened. The big bosses told "the fray" to make a song that makes you feel all jerky-eyed and emotional, because those songs make the most- mullah. And it worked. And you bought, so did I.

You shouldn't be able to manufacture emotion.
And that's the reason why i'll always belive that old music kicks new musics ass.
BECAUSE IT'S PURE. IT'S REAL EMOTION.

What ever happened to that old fire that new bands had, where they made they're way to the top by playing with passion and flair, not manufactured rythym.
If i could liken meat to music, Old music is the roast pig, and new music is the processed ham, and i can guarantee you eat more processed ham than roast pig, i do.

The who, AC/DC, The Ramones, RUN DMC, they sang about what they wanted to sing, not what the public wanted them to sing, And it's no coincidence Back In Black will be remembered long after "rockstar" by nickleback.
Prove me wrong in 10 years time. You won't. Because if you do, music as we know it will die.

And if a new band actually makes a song straight from the heart, and you can always tell if it does. Then there's never any flair to it. Never any unique guitar riffs, or beats, and if there are unique sounds, they're repeated in the follow-up songs.

The only band i can genuinely think of that have done a new and innitotive song in these recent years is Enter Shikari, and that's a fusion of two styles, and they suck.

I genuinely belive it'll get to the point where the fans will write down random emotions and words that they want song writte about, they'll type it into a computer and out will plop a new single by Nickleback entitled " that good looking dude i liked, but he didn't like me and now I'm sad" don't get me wrong, Nickleback are an amazing band. But i know for a fact I'm not the only one that's fed up of "rockstar". It's not nickleback's fault, it's they're bosses. Judge me if you want, but "rockstar" is played as the backing track to a sofa advert.
Just think about it.

So, now for a solution.
Yes there is a solution.

Every big record label should have one huge battle of the bands, without argument. In a big festival, with every band singing the same song, but in they're own style. Judge the band by they're passion, and how they sing the words, rather than the words themselves, and then publicise the biggest ones. The cross your fingers that becoming big hasn't taken any of the magic away *cough* Lostprophets *cough*.

Oh and i've mentioned a lot of rock bands, i should also make a note that there has't been a decent New r n b song in the last two years. No argument, there hasn't.
So to some everything up.

Dance music has died. And someone spat in the grave.

Drum and bass is Pendulum.

I can't tell one rap artist apart from the next, so i wish eminem would bring something new out.

Rock is proccessed ham.

Punk, rock and roll, and metal are still alive in the underground.

P.S.
Daft Punk are my favourite band, so yeah...

.. they have robot voices, and yet they seem less fake than simple plan.
Just think about it.

religion...(don't try this at home)

PARENTAL ADVISORY: This blog may contain traces of religion .It may make you doubt you're own faith, or deeply offend you, or make you bored.
Personally I hope it's all 3.
Now I don't belive in a religon as such. I don't belive in Charles Dawrwins' theory either, while i know he has a lot of facts to back it up, I also know he is one man, one man that can't be entirely accurate because he wasn't there at the beggining of time, so there is no way, SCIENTIFICALLY, that he can be 100 percent correct. Now my problem with religion is that I personally belive that a small majority of worshipers worship out of fear, and not love. That being said I have met people who do have genuine love for they're lord, and faith, that doesn't spawn from wanting to have a get-out-of-death free card to the afterlife. These people are the reason I don't think religion is stupid, unlike a lot of aethists like me.

What i belive in is us.
We share one sky,
and therefore we share the same destiny,
and we have the same place in this world when all is said and done.
I also belive that if we spent more time focusing on our time here and now, we'd be better off than if we try and distract ourselves from the real problems by finding out where we came from. There are some exceptions to this, like the particle accelerator, and how finding out about the supposed "big bang" (and i use the word "supposed" with a great ammount of emphasis) has helped us develop new things.

So yeah, pretty touching stuff.

..and another one for my gun list.
Britney Spears.
I KNOW it has nothing to do with religion, but there we go.

school, education and stereotypes.And my keyboard is a bit busted

Ok, i've touched on this subject in my first blog. Public education. Algebra. I don't want to become a rocket scientist. Let's make tha perfectly clear. So why am I being taugh Algebra? A+A equals =A2... Now here's my theory. Algebra was invented by a idiot who couldn't really work out the alphabet. Or by some Greek person to make himself seem smart in front of the ladies, because the ladies love a man who knows his algebra. obviously. So any sort of math teaching becomes obselete after your about 10. Maybe 9, i forget.
Soo that's another one for the gun list:
Anyone who thinks algebra has any use in the real world.
And while I'm at it, we're reading a book about indians in our welsh lesson, (makes perfect sense) .. and all it goes on about is how mean white people were to anyone else that wasn't white. Now, i know this was true, and i know it was terrible. But why whenever a teacher mentions oppression of races by white people she refers to white people as "us". I can assure you I or none of my peers have ever killed an indian, or anybody, as matter of fact. So why make me feel guilty?.. Bitches.
I love indians. It's a great culture, full of amazing wonders.

And another thing, totally opposite from what's above!! Labels!! ZOMG, they annoy me!!!
"I'm not emo, i'm totally unique." yes, you are mrs.deathchild just like every other pale faced, MCR loving, black-wardrobed, pierced everwhere,Sterotypically haired, metal loving, over-dramatic BISEXUALS!!!
YOU'RE EMO! You're not unique, unique people don't need to stand out by what they wear. Like you guys doo.
The same goes for scene, goth, chav and all that other crap.
Your stereotypes.
Grow a personallity...
Or buy one off E-bay
Or go screw yourself, i don't really care, one less of you dick eaters to worry about.

love..the mystery of... or not.

Ok soo .. listen (or read) up bloggers, today I'm going to explain to you about love.
You are shallow.
I don't care what your opinion is, or how many romcom's you've seen.
You're shallow,
and if you're not shallow, you're desperate.
You are a horrible human being for basing others by they're looks as well as they're personallity, just like me, and just like the majority. So it's a coincidence why people have Jessica Alba on they're walls, and not Mrs.Women-should-not-be-victimised-by-being-half-naked-on-posters. Or why women have pictures of chad michael murray on they're walls, instead of Chris Martin, enviromental enthusiast ( wich obviously can re-translate to lack of parenting). No it isn't a coincidince.
This is a short blog, because i wanted to make a blunt point.
..jackass.

..Did it occur to you?

ok.. today is September the 11th.
A horrible day in human history, tragic and sad. So why didn't one of my teachers in school today do anything to comemerate it. I'm fed up of being told by adults, who act with the same authority as a 5-yeard old with a shotgun, about respect and how i don't appreciate life. And there they are, giving me a row for misplacing my homework whilst all of America mourns at a great tragedy. Sick.
And while i'm on about people with misplaced ideals. Protesters. Now here's a great example : I was in Cardiff the other day, when I'm approached by a rather stout woman claiming that scientists testing on animals is cruel. Granted, they do mistreat some animals in a cruel fashion. But she had not provided any real solutions, instead of making excuses like "modern science is good enough to find other ways of testing". Well, it isn't.
I would trade the life of a small child for the sake of a little 'wabbit' with no mercy. It's common sence. 'Our human right' . Science can't make the young boy with a terryfing disease better by magic. They need to test, research and then provide a cure. It amazes me how people think science is some magic potion that makes everything better. If you want magic, just read Harry Potter and go eat a dick in magical fairly land. This is the real world. We need real solutions.
So let me provide a real solution.
If a protester cannot give proper solutions to the thing they're fighting for.
They should be shot on sight.
Without hesitation.
And whilst i'm at it i might as well give a list of other people that should be shot
:The extreme-reason-for-being there prisoners who are crowding prisons.
:Anyone who's even remotely stereotypical "british"
and the list will go on in later blogs.
Soo to some up this blog, i could solve most of this countries problems if i had a gun license, and the biggest gun known to the world.
No argument, I could.


Also today i realised my blog is much more controversial, so feel free to leave your opinion.
I won't care either way.
Because i'm right
XD
And.. here's my shout out to lloyed.. LLOYED XD!!

..i'll begin with the ending. well it was supposed to be the ending..

..Soo as the title suggest I'll begin my blogging by mentioning the end of the world. Well, the apparent end of the world regardless. It seems that the people of the world are scared of "big words" and things they don't understand, so a scientist makes a break-through with a particle-accelerator, and the media, shockingly, decides that a black hole is going to engulf us and kill us all. Forgetting to mention the fact that there is a 1 to 50 million chance , that's correct , 50 million, that it would come to that.
But with global warming (MYTH!) , a different person in whateveres-ville getting stabbed by a young person (who got the knife from his local drug dealer) who failed in school and had no other career choice, due to the poor quality of the school system(to wich i'm a current part of) the world is going to get obliterated anyway.
By us!!
And while I'm at it wasn't the world supposed to end according to the bible on the 6/6/6 ? the devils birthday, wich after watching QI, turns out to be 6/1/6 anyway.. soo this just proves my point that people are scared of anything they don't understand. We think we're so much more intelligent than fish, but whenever someone pokes a preverbialy finger in our bowl we run to the side, smacking our perverbial heads against the perverbial bowl for hours on end.
Soo.. to sum my first blog up
Stupid people are the same as fish
....
And you're going to die tommorow, because the orienation of a meteorite will shatter the earth and cause an expansion of the core, therin creating a cataclysm in wich we'd all die.
..But at least then we won't have global warming to worry about
or the credit crunch.
Or Amy Winehouse.
Or life.