What i would do if I was in charge.

I think the title's pretty self explanitory, so this is a list of how i'd cure Britain and the world, baring in mind i would enforce these laws and promises with a hangrenade in one hand, and a bazooka in the other. I made a claim i could cure the world with a gun license, and this is how I'd go about it.

: People who buy salads from fast food restraunts "e.g. Mcdonald's" would be banned from eating full stop. You go to Mcdonald's to get fat. You go to the supermarket to buy fruit and salad.

: Smoking would be banned, there are no benefits, and I don't care what arguments they'd have, that or every smoker could be conceiled to one bulding and choke on they're own fumes.

: "political correctness" and all things associated with it would be stricken from every and any record, so it would be lost in history. As my friend Iwan has already made clear, "Ba Ba Black Sheep" is politcally incorrect, hell that's just stupid, it's not like the KKK chant it at a god damn football match is it? I'm just afraid that the black power ranger will rise against the oppresive coloured power rangers, and it won't be "power rangers" any more, just "power ranger"...

: As a refrence from Tenacious D: everyone would travel in tubes, to make all the green-peace-dickfaces happy.

: If religous people want to carry on being religious, they may, but no more of this trying to convert people bullcrap. Just let people be who they want to be. Easy as.

: I think I've said this before, but I don't care, every labbelled person that matches they're label in every way. Well shot is a bit harsh, so maybe they can just get tortured a bit, until they cultivate some sort of a personallity.

: I would personally see to it Mr blobby would be assisanated. As violently as possible. I'd get the guy who directed 'saw' to give me a god damn hand. What the hell is his appeal anyway? A pink blob who obviously has some form of an STI? I mean , how else has he got those yellow spots.

: Wales would totally be it's own country, and anyone who refers it as part of "england" would be shot on sight.

: I would destroy the building of every newspaper who thinks "What britneys up too now" is more important than a soldier that's being killed in Iraq. That crap REALLY pisses me off.

: And while I'm at it, paprazzi who don't get out of celebrities faces would be punched on site. By a big guy. Like very big. So it would hurt.

: Also if i was in charge, dude would totally not be allowed to wear make-up, I know it's not very open minded of me but for gods sake, if you're just going to be gay, be gay. But why wear make-up when you're straight, what the hell is the appeal? You're messed up and emo, so go eat a dick.

: I would probably make "classic rock" a subject at school today, too many people commented me on msn that they didn't know who AC/DC were.

That's just messed up.